I actually look a lot like Smamurai except I'm younger with longer hair.
I will show you a pic of me when I was 8 or 9 later in the week. I look a lot different now that I'm in high school though.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Spring

Winter!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[quote]
Is it just me or does anyone else want to nibble that thing? Maybe it's the stoner-Streisand lazy eye bit.[/quote]

Don't...don't get me started. I've seen bits of kitty that make a 12oz sirloin look like dog food in the edibility steaks [sic]. Mmm...mmm..mmm...

Uh, anyway, Here's (the real) me in Summer, right before kitty made me spew that cuppa across the monitor:

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[quote]
Is it just me or does anyone else want to nibble that thing? Maybe it's the stoner-Streisand lazy eye bit.[/quote]

Haha... I was crossing my eyes. I tried to have a nice, normal smile, but the picture just didn't look right. So eyes crossed and tongue sticking out looked... better.
:/

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

First day at school (4 years old):

Drunk after a job interview (early 20's):

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Dad was flammable

[quote]First day at school (4 years old):

[/quote]

That has to be the cutest pic ever.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

SPRING:

SUMMER:

AUTUMN:

Okay, now I can actually comply with the rules...

Christmas when I was 3 years old...

Christmas (ish) when I was 18 years old...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

http://www.woodenbadger.com/kitty/flate.html

These are the only pics that exist of me online. Thanks goes to kitty for putting them up.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Gah Here goes

Spring:

Summer:

Autumn:

Winter:

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

SPRING:

SUMMER:

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[quote]
SUMMER:

[/quote]

And what is in that envelope, pray tell?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

The spring I wore Smurf pajamas

The summer I joined the contras

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www.allenhenderson.com

The names of the people who REALLY killed Kennedy.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

The names of the people who REALLY killed Kennedy.[/quote]

It looks too fat for that.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

The names of the people who REALLY killed Kennedy.[/quote]

It looks too fat for that.[/quote]

This is from the first day I joined SC when I had that luncheon with Brad. The envelope contained pictures and that's all I can really say, except that I now own 51% of the Stripcreator stock.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Even the chickens??

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The names of the people who REALLY killed Kennedy.[/quote]

It looks too fat for that.[/quote]

What the guy has a weight problem! Leave him alone!

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Poop.

The names of the people who REALLY killed Kennedy.[/quote]
Were the initials H.C.?
/obscure illuminatus reference.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Spring:

Summer:

Fall:

Winter(right now!):

Yeah, I had to take pictures of pictures...i'm sorry.

*cower*

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Oh, you're just too much!

Another hippie who needs a haircut!

What's going on here...?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Even the chickens??[/quote]

Especially the chickens.
*mmyers rides off on a goat.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hey! My goat!

spring:

Summer:

I ran for governor in California. Then again, who hasn't?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.