Remember that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where they're all playing poker and the Japanese guy says, "I sink I have frush." Then Booger says, "What the fuck is a frush?"

Well, what the fuck is a frape?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If only I could award skagg points for his wonderful dis toward crabby. But I can't. I'm gonna have to vote for Drexle.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm going to vote for Drexle and then have a frappe.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Buchanan

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sure, waste your vote. You sound like you believe that one person's vote can't make a difference at this point.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, five votes out of nine went to Drexle, so he's victorious. That was a quick round. That's good; we're trying to avoid the complaints about slowness that plagued the last Cup.

No word from LadyJ yet, so we'll skip ahead to...

Round 3: NastyPope vs. Spankling

1. The strip must take place in a video game. I mean a real video game, one that's been published and played and whatnot. You'll probably want to make this obvious. That might be as simple as putting the name of the game in the strip's title, or it might not.

2. The strip or one of its characters must make light of the (real or imagined) customs, laws, or traditions of some (real or imagined) country.

3. Counting the narration and left and right dialogue boxes for all three panels, there are a total of nine text boxes that could potentially be used in a strip. Your strip must use exactly five. Which five is up to you.

As before, good luck and please post your strip within 48 hours.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!