Yes.

You need new software.

No, she just has a rough edge. It's called "passion".

So is a kazoo shoved up a water buffalo's ass if you listen hard enough for something that sounds like a note.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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No, she just has a rough edge. It's called "passion".
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My nephew bangs pots and pans together with a 'rough edge' and 'passion.' Should I burn you a copy of that? If I take him to McDonald's, he might bang out "Come to my window" for you.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I was thinking more of a rough edge to her voice. Then again, I like that sort of thing. I have a pretty rough edge to mine, as well. Think Joe Cocker, Eddie Money, Bob Seeger.... It's a bit different, you see, than hitting kitchen untensils, isn't it?

If your nephew can put forth a believeable performance of such a well written song as "Come To My Window" -which relies heavily on it's brilliant lyrics to convey it's message- with pots and pans in a fast food restaurant, get the boy an agent. You're salad days are over, mate.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What I'm trying to say, is:

"Yeah, I guess I get up there and just let it all hang out, man. I mean, it's not that simple, you know? I mean, taking a shit... that's letting it all hang out, too, man, you know? Hahahahaha!" - Janis Joplin

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]The sexiest song I know is "At the Epicurean Gyneacologist" by Visceral Evisceration.

It's followed closely by "Fucked with a Knife" by Cannibal Corpse. :P[/quote]

What about "Stripped Raped and Strangled"??

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Moon Safari by Air and 1965 by The Afghan Whigs.

On a side note, never even consider putting on The Residents before doing the act. No idea what I was thinking that one time...

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Now with delicious nougat.

I forgot all about the Afghan Whigs. Good choice.

I agree, The Residents doesn't really conjure up that loving feeling, even if it is them doing covers of Elvis or Hank.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The Sexiest song ever is Thela Hun Ginjeet by King Crimson