Im so generation X that when my mother cleaned my room I was too lazy to shoot the bitch. THE GUN WAS ON MY LAP PEOPLE! And I drink Pepsi.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[quote]So long as we're debunking jokes, I'd like to say that chickens have no desire to get to the other side.

Bet you all feel stupid now![/quote]

This simply isn't true. I was driving along in my automobile when I came down a steep hill and thought I saw leaves blowing around at the bottom. It was two roosters. They were taking turns crossing the road. I was headed toward them at the top speed of 35mph (and picking up, I was going down hill), so I slam on the brakes. The two roosters run into someone's backyard, and as I'm driving away, I see the two roosters came back out to cross the road again in my rearview mirror.

Also, I would like to point out (to bunner's dismay) that I am so punk that I made a pair of jeans with 15 different patches and a tribute to No Doubt on the ass. (Also featured are the powderpuff girls, my parents' camping and caving organization, and my boyfriend)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm so dada I'm not a pipe.

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What others say about boorite!

I heart Boorite.

I used to be so punk that I painted Adidas stripes on my Chuck Taylor's, but now I've sold out so bad that I drive a Saturn.

old punk mmyers

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

For the record, the fact that kitty used the term "I Am So Punk" is grounds for a hanging. But we like her too much to kill her....We'll just shank her instead.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

nah, proceed with the hanging. she deserves it.

wait.

meh, it'll get me out of school... FOREVER! muah hahah.

wait.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My cred was destroyed when a rock critic spotted me picking out sofa fabrics in Ikea.

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What others say about boorite!

Have my children, you funny bastard.

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Sex Piano.

i'm so stupid i ate my own innards as brunch...then i found out i was a rambling lunatic who can't make good jokes...

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No.

Balderdash. This is the best thread ever.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Balderdash. This is the best thread ever.[/quote]

This thread is so punk, it got worn out in prison years ago.

This thread is so punk, it only knows how to play power chords.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Pish. I'm so indie my favorite bands haven't even formed yet... and when they do, they'll play two notes in someone's basement, then disappear forever...[/quote]

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You mean you haven't heard already?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I'M SO PUNK AND HARDCORR I LISTEN TO LINKEN PARK AND LIMP BIZKET EVERY DAY!!!! X(((((

Ahem.

I AM ALSO GAWTH X((X((X(JKXodsjfkljds

This thread is so punk, it continues to exist long after any meaning has been driven out of it into the seemingly endless void of rampant consumerism and repetitive formula-based clones of itself.

And I am so metal, I am IRON MAN. (Oh fuck off, cliche.)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am so fly, I have compound eyes and six legs.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

[quote]I'M SO PUNK AND HARDCORR I LISTEN TO LINKEN PARK AND LIMP BIZKET EVERY DAY!!!! X(((((

Ahem.

I AM ALSO GAWTH X((X((X(JKXodsjfkljds[/quote]

U R teh n00b.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am so fly, my dick hangs out.

I am so fly, I beg Geena Davis to blow my head off.

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I has a flavor!

I'm so fly I have compound eyes and six legs

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Please replace the handset, and try again.