These were the ones I considered:
descolada99b - the comic was very very funny, but the left-to-right reading of it makes the delivery kind of awkward.
NastyPope - the title of the comic detracted, in my opinion, and so did the misspelling of "weighs", but otherwise this was really funny.
crabby - who was actually clever this time and would have won if he weren't always such a git that his gitness pollutes my ability to judge fairly. I just don't relish the idea of another era of crabby in the contests.
gabe_billings - the comic was awesome, but it didn't exactly sing the praises of beef jerky... it just mentioned it.
Spankling - the beatnik comic. It was very well executed, but not only didn't it sing the praises of beef jerky... it outright decried it.
I'm having a hard time here.
Okay. I've decided. gabe-billings' comic impressed me the most. He wins.
Yay!
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