fall 2004

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HAHAHAHAHA. Oh yes.

Finally posted.

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You know you totally missed me!

It's about time, nicejohnson.

Are you legal yet?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm legal, Mikey.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

h0tt! Say, nj, can I add you to my list of SCers I'm planning to travel out of state to have clandestine affairs with? ;)

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I has a flavor!

Hottie on deck. [Stands at attention.]

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Awesome! You look better in bee antennae and a pleated skirt than nicejohnson does, anyway.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Only if about five other members ask me to, as well.

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You know you totally missed me!

I'll give you five members.

(yes, my condoms fit like a glove)

You have five penises?

I have 7.

I keep them in the freezer.

[quote]I'll give you five members.

(yes, my condoms fit like a glove)[/quote]

That wasn't a heterosexual come-on, was it?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is me 9 years ago

This is me yesterday

I was much more carefree and fonz-like 9 years ago.

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You look like one of the kids in my school who would pinch my man-tits, push me down the stairs and call me tasty-cakes.

When he was a wee lad he looked nae unlike Kelly Ripa.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I didn't get that impression from him, Boinky. I think he's the kind of guy who shuffles his feet, keeps his hands in his pockets all the time, and looks down at the ground and says "S'up guys?" I also place him as being in the art club or perhaps the yearbook staff...or maybe that was just what I was like at that age.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I think he's cute.

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You know you totally missed me!

8 months old:

19 years old:

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Both are super cute, but in different ways.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Grrr! Why do girls always think the good looking ones are cute?

Because raw talent doesn't make girls wet their undies.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Neither does being cute.
Personally, I prefer unnatractive 30-40 some males who never have time to shower or go on dates because they spend all their time looking at dirty pictures.

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You know you totally missed me!

Neither does being cute.
Personally, I prefer unnatractive 30-40 some males who never have time to shower or go on dates because they spend all their time looking at dirty pictures.[/quote]

HA HA HA!!! Well, I'm under 30, I shower daily, but just because I spend all my time looking at dirty pictures doesn't mean I'm not sexy.

The eight penis-shaped tumors growing out of my penis-shaped tumor probably does, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I didn't get that impression from him, Boinky. I think he's the kind of guy who shuffles his feet, keeps his hands in his pockets all the time, and looks down at the ground and says "S'up guys?" I also place him as being in the art club or perhaps the yearbook staff...or maybe that was just what I was like at that age.[/quote]

You've got my number, 'cept I take pictures for the grad slides, I'm not on the yearbook staff.

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A Shoe Gazer.

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