Hey, if I can write a two-part comic about Joe Clark giving a hat to a lesbian alien's mother with a punchline based on the strips' complete absence of vowels, I'm sure these mugs can handle a few minor paradoxes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Eliminate:

Text rules[list][*]One character in each frame must speak in first person, the other in third person.[/list]Visual rules[list][*]Write a comic with only backgrounds and no characters.[/list]Content rules[list][*]The comic must involve a character having a flashback.[/list]

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

Those rules are all so great, I can hardly bear to part with any of them! But if you insist, I'll get rid of these:

[list][*]The title of your comic must have a Q in it.
[*]Only human characters may be used in the whole strip - no animals, robots, props, supernatural entities, or paperclips.
[*]An argument about some aspect of fashion must occur in the strip.
[/list]

Okay, I want to eliminate
[list]
[*]Dialogue must be in the style of Shakespeare.
[*]The comic must be written as though the three panels are a single frame.
[*]Include Misremembered Platitude Trout in the plot.[/list]

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

And thus we are left with:

Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per vs. megaton_b_boy2000 vs. Frosty
[list=1][*]Exactly 15 words of dialogue must be used. No more, no fewer.
[*]Strips must contain the water background.
[*]There must be a reference to some bizarre law, either real or made up.
[/list=1]

Be there or beware!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aaah, the old 15 words rule. I have fond memories of that one.

52665

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

This is gonna be a great final, fantastic strip there Kajun old boy!

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Dad was flammable

52759

Just checking, this is the final isn't it? You're not going to cut it down to 2 are you? or are you?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

So far I know who I'm voting for unless Megaton has something.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

so, you DON'T know who you're voting for then?

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Dad was flammable

Is this still going on?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's my crap entry: 53032

I can see this being a bit of a whitewash.

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...