Hey, if I can write a two-part comic about Joe Clark giving a hat to a lesbian alien's mother with a punchline based on the strips' complete absence of vowels, I'm sure these mugs can handle a few minor paradoxes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Eliminate:

Text rules[list][*]One character in each frame must speak in first person, the other in third person.[/list]Visual rules[list][*]Write a comic with only backgrounds and no characters.[/list]Content rules[list][*]The comic must involve a character having a flashback.[/list]

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

Those rules are all so great, I can hardly bear to part with any of them! But if you insist, I'll get rid of these:

[list][*]The title of your comic must have a Q in it.
[*]Only human characters may be used in the whole strip - no animals, robots, props, supernatural entities, or paperclips.
[*]An argument about some aspect of fashion must occur in the strip.
[/list]

Okay, I want to eliminate
[list]
[*]Dialogue must be in the style of Shakespeare.
[*]The comic must be written as though the three panels are a single frame.
[*]Include Misremembered Platitude Trout in the plot.[/list]

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

And thus we are left with:

Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per vs. megaton_b_boy2000 vs. Frosty
[list=1][*]Exactly 15 words of dialogue must be used. No more, no fewer.
[*]Strips must contain the water background.
[*]There must be a reference to some bizarre law, either real or made up.
[/list=1]

Be there or beware!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aaah, the old 15 words rule. I have fond memories of that one.

52665

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

This is gonna be a great final, fantastic strip there Kajun old boy!

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Dad was flammable

52759

Just checking, this is the final isn't it? You're not going to cut it down to 2 are you? or are you?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

So far I know who I'm voting for unless Megaton has something.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

so, you DON'T know who you're voting for then?

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Dad was flammable

Is this still going on?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's my crap entry: 53032

I can see this being a bit of a whitewash.

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

[quote]Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per vs. megaton_b_boy2000 vs. Frosty
[list=1][*]Exactly 15 words of dialogue must be used. No more, no fewer.
[*]Strips must contain the water background.
[*]There must be a reference to some bizarre law, either real or made up.
[/list=1][/quote]

Obviously, you all failed to RTFM about just posting your comics here, but since it would be boring to disqualify the whole lot of you, we'll take votes and declare a winner. Pick from among these three:

[Click to view comic: 'Natural Law']
[Click to view comic: 'DDAA']
[Click to view comic: 'Pimping ain't e-sea']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

KvDP

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cagin' versus Diggins Per Camp 'N' E

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

True story: Many many years ago (okay, five-ish) I bought the original Quake. I was having fun playing around with it, and my wife (Bluebexq) was sitting beside me reading the manual. I happened to pick up the lightning gun, and I also happened to fall into some water. Out of the blue, Bec suggests, "I think you should shoot that thing over there!" *ZAP!* *SPLAT!* She had just read that using the lightning gun underwater caused the wielder to die instantly.

My wife is an evil person, and that is why I am voting for megaton.

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Kajun V Dougan etc etc

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kajun vs Donkey Sodomy

Kajun vs Dougan

Shame with the rules, the rules didn't allow much room for real comedy in the final, but Kajun vs. managed to find some, well done!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Kojak vs Doggie Perms

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

I don't think I've ever voted against Kajun_vs_Dougan's_Perm_Company, and I'm not going to break the trend.

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Dad was flammable

Kahlo_vexes_Diego's_Purple_Cock

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Busted.

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.