[quote][quote]Dammit! Another on the side of the beardies!
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Kramer, were you by any chance terrorized by a bearded clown as a child?
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Or a bearded clam?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh, a whiff of the good ol' days.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[quote]Location: Seattle - really.

Picture:

That should confuse outsiders that stop by.[/quote]

goddamn. If i ever look like that , im hacking off my head with a fork.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

He strongly resembles someone I know... except that the guy I'm thinking of started going seriously bald at 18.

This is along the lines of "cutting your heart out with a spoon".

That shot was for my Sierra work ID - who looks good in those? This is me off work.

Hmmm... where do I keep the forks...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

damn, you're one good lookin' guy !

But get a haircut ! I'm jealous,

your hair is longer than mine.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

[quote]damn, you're one good lookin' guy !

But get a haircut ! I'm jealous,

your hair is longer than mine.[/quote]
That was taken in 1999. Now I look like the other mope.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Personally, I think you look much better
without all the hair.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned or something, but
I think guys should have short hair & that
long hair should be the option for women.
A double-standard...
Although I think butch haircuts on women
are really gross as well.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

You look way to much like my dad.

It's freakin me out!

[quote]You look way to much like my dad.

It's freakin me out![/quote]
Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you, son.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I bought a joint from him in '72 at a Stones concert.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I actually own a comic book that talks about this exact subject. It's called Tommorow stories and it featured an issue devoted to this subject. According to the author (Kevin Nowlan) the cat will harmlessly rotate in the air.

This cat-toast idea has been proposed as a way to generate infinite energy.

However, the theory has been debunked: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=449030

[quote]Personally, I think you look much better
without all the hair.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned or something, but
I think guys should have short hair & that
long hair should be the option for women.
A double-standard...
Although I think butch haircuts on women
are really gross as well.

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Plus three feet of hair is a good way to get trashed in a fight. If you shave it all off that's one less thing for someone to grab on to. It would help to lock yourself in your house and never leave, too.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I get the feeling he already has that angle covered, Gabe. :D

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I felt so bad about misleading everyone I decided to look more like the SC character I got DexX to draw.

Better?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

AAARGH!!! Make it go away, mummy! Make it go AWAAAAAYYY!!! *hides under bed*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's the bastard love child of Sinead O'Connor and King Tut.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Dear God, I'm gonna have a whole new load of nightmares about Spankling now!

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Dad was flammable

Aren't most love childs bastards?

Or children, even.

D'oh. That's the last smart ass remark I'll be attempting.

Some more so than others.
More to the point, I just like saying "bastard".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Don't lie to us. You haven't paid for drugs since you were 12.

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What others say about boorite!