Hello, what should I need to know here?

Only the penitent man will pass.

OK

Anal sex is the key.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

OOOOOkkkkk *Wonders....*

Don't drop the soap.

I mean, look at the floors! They're filthy! You'd never be able to get clean after that.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

*Runs*

Don't sit on the toilet seats.

Christmas is coming in an old man's hat.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Where to buy good knee-pads.

Please step into my office and close the door behind you.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

o_O *Still running

We're all looking for a Hugh Jorgan.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Just don't be a jerk and don't start comic contests and you'll be fine.

Hmm, that joke sounded funnier in my head.

lol

:0
Someone actually loled at Devin.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

yep....

[quote]NeoVid
aka Mike Litoris
[/quote]
I thought your name was Mike Hunt.

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Dad was flammable

I thought it was Homo Ner.

That's weird

No, it's actually Hugh G. Rection.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What! I swear it was Heywood Jablome!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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f u

In case of emergency, dial 'H' for hero.

Amanda Hugginkiss

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I AM NEW TOO!
*everyone cheers*