Do you actually think that insult is clever, or even funny? It's not. Just like your comics.
I can't believe I'm being called stupid by someone who calls himself "microfetus".[/quote]
What are you talking about? That was the most clever thing ever written! EVER! You're probably just jealous of my astounding cleverness. Don't worry. I probably would too if I were as not clever as you are. But as it is now, cleverness flows through my veins like a river filled, not with water, but instead with cleverness, eventually flowing into a great big sea of all that is clever. So, don't feel too bad. You just don't stand a chance up against clever, ol' me.
Oh, and by the way, Microfetus is a much more clever name than Doug. At least mine's original while yours is likely your first name or possibly the name of your abusive uncle.
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