It's my bitrthday! I'm 16!
It's Shape Factory's birthday! It's 1!
YAY!
Here is is for who cares!

Hey, thanks, you reminded me of a comic idea that I had.

Oh, wait, maybe I should wish you a happy birthday too.

Let me think about it.

Come on. It's my sweet 16.

I remember my 16th birthday. They let me out so I could visit home.

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What others say about boorite!

And so begins another year of virginity.

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Dad was flammable

I think I went to a airplane museum with a friend for my 16th.

Then we ran around the woods until we were bored. Yay.

[quote]I think I went to a airplane museum with a friend for my 16th.

Then we ran around the woods until we were bored. Yay.[/quote] Substitute "ran around" to "searched for willing men to anally violate".

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

[quote][quote]
Then we ran around the woods until we were bored. Yay.[/quote] Substitute "ran around" to "searched for willing men to anally violate".[/quote]

"Then we searched for willing men to anally violate the woods until we were bored?" WTF?

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What others say about boorite!

That's what I did at least.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

On my 16th birthday I... (Insert answer on 06/30/03)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

GALLO CHUPADOR!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

My mommy is picking up pizza and ice cream cake today for my birthday.

My "mommy" picked up a gigolo and KY jelly for my birthday. She didn't even share the leftovers!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

16, huh?

Jesus. If I'd beaten that dog across the street, I could have been your father.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Happy Birthday".

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I felt that it would be double-facedness (*shrug* on what that means) to sing "happy birthday" to Brad but not to boinky. So...

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to Braad,
happy birthday to you!

Doh, I meant BOINKY. BOINKY! Not Brad.

Er, I meant to mess that up, er, yeah.

[quote]Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to Braad...[/quote]
That sounded a little flat on the high notes.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Like I'm really gonna punch myself in the groin to reach those high notes.

Brad's the only person worthy of that honor.

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On my 16th birthday I searched for willing men to anally violate Braad until I got bored.

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Dad was flammable

Happy bidet. Nice anniversary comic, too.

hmm....
16....
I had a steady girlfriend, a steady supply of dope, a good rock band and my driver's license. I don't remember if I was still living at my parent's place or not.
Happy ice cream and pizza.

Now stop being such a weenie :)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

VULVA to you

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I really am a fan.