A new SC.com event. It's pretty simple - no rules, no winner, no judging, no voting. Somebody (me, to start with) sets a topic, and everyone puns on it. The contest is over when the last pun is posted, and the next one starts when somebody posts a theme in a new thread.

The theme for this one is art, including famous artists, artistic styles and periods, art media, and whatever else...

I get the impressionist that this will be enjoyable.

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Way to go, DexX! Always getting to the art of the matter.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

(I think I get the picture....)

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Way to go, DexX! Always getting to the art of the matter.[/quote]Did you hear about the modern artist who sculpted things in four dimensions? He was a hypercubist.

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So let me get this straight. The thread ends when the puns pieta out?

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Something tells me we're not in Canvas anymore....

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You can discern your location so easelly?

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You can discern your location so easelly?[/quote]Don't brush him off so casually.

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You can discern your location so easelly?[/quote]I bought a map.

It only cost a Dalai.

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[quote]I bought a map.

It only cost a Dalai.[/quote]

That's not a lot of Monet.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Why, this competition could Escher in a new Ihra

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

**checking the date**

Is this post modern?

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*whistles in awe* Nah, it's not that impressive - I'm just a compulsive Whistler.

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You can discern your location so easelly?[/quote]I bought a map.

It only cost a Dalai.[/quote]How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello.

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[quote]**checking the date**

Is this post modern?[/quote]

If the Expressionism is right, im Klee-ful it is.

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*whistles in awe* Nah, it's not that impressive - I'm just a compulsive Whistler.[/quote]

Pollocks! That was great!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You can discern your location so easelly?[/quote]I bought a map.

It only cost a Dalai.[/quote]How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello.[/quote]

No, but that's how I got my Raphael ticket.

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You can discern your location so easelly?[/quote]I bought a map.

It only cost a Dalai.[/quote]How did you pay? A dime along with 90 cents worth of pudding? I wouldn't recommend that -- I'd pay it off with a nickel and Jello.[/quote]

Well Dali, Mister, thats real expensive now that we are at world Warhol.

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We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style.

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We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style.[/quote]

If I did hit you below the belt, would you Mona Lisa?

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We may be at warhol, but no hitting below the belt. This is El Greco-Roman style.[/quote]

If I did hit you below the belt, would you Mona Lisa?[/quote]I'd probably go unconscious -- with REM-brand sleep.

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A thread like this, to me, is worth more than gold, diamonds, and rubens.

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And in the Pun-test, they did battle. The battle was hard-fought, but eventually they were victorious. And thus was born that world-famous phrase...

Veni Vi-Davinci

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I would talousse myself on this latrec

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I was going to make a pun about the Venus De Milo, but my wife threatened me with violence. I don't understand why - puns are fairly 'armless, aren't they?

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