Right here cause its today!

*void after 2/22

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

your parents had to have had sex for you to be born. grooooss.

anyway, happy birthday ya fuck.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I will marry you.

*expires 2/22

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I'll be right here surrounded by cats and my bed because it's MY birthday too!

So which one of us is older?

Hmmm, I have homework that I'm not going to do, so I'll be playing some Halo 2 later on. Care to join me for a game?

"Homework." That's that stuff that used to keep me from having fun and sleeping, right?

Glad that nonsense is over with.

Yes, i am a "senior" so this "homework" shit doesn't "bother the fuck out of me" anymore. Just 6 more months and I'll be attending college at a Jesuit University! Wheeeee!!!

Making a happy birthday thread for yourself is an early warning sign that noone cares.

HOOWAH!

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Poop.

She excepted somebody preform the ceremony

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

By the powers invested in me by the State of California and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce PhreakyChinchilla and Jesussandwich husband and wife.

I was ordained 12/20/03. You're hitched.

I think.

Phreaky is the husband and Jesus is the wife?

Nice.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

So does that make her a Phreaky Sandwich now?

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Poop.

Jesus: 30 pieces of silver

Loaf of bread: $1.79

JESUSSANDWICH: priceless

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

And who said parents dont understand?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[quote]By the powers invested in me by the State of California and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce PhreakyChinchilla and Jesussandwich husband and wife.

I was ordained 12/20/03. You're hitched.

I think.

[/quote]

Good Morning. It is now February 23rd, my offer has expired, and I have filed for an annulment. Have a great day.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I married JESUSSANDWICH as well. Can I have my ring back?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hey guys, guess what? Today's my birth--

[quote]Making a happy birthday thread for yourself is an early warning sign that noone cares.

HOOWAH![/quote]

--oh. :(

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[quote]Hey guys, guess what? Today's my birth--

[quote]Making a happy birthday thread for yourself is an early warning sign that noone cares.

HOOWAH![/quote]

--oh. :([/quote]

Attention whore.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

We can work it out baby. Come on lets just open up this bottle of champange and talk about it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[quote]By the powers invested in me by the State of California and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce PhreakyChinchilla and Jesussandwich husband and wife.

I was ordained 12/20/03. You're hitched.

I think.

[/quote]

I think since your license is valid in California, you can't marry two people from different states or something. Thank your buddies in the political areas.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I thought it was same-state marriage that was banned.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Ohhh, right. My bad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Will Smith.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Will Smith.[/quote]

Lies, damn lies, and taxes.

Will Smith said "Parents just don't understand".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What kind of champagne?

/brand whore

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.