Either we have a timid lurker, or the in-jokes have gotten so numerous that the non-forumers are picking up on them.

Or maybe it's someone who posted here a long time ago, and hasn't been seen in months... but that's not likely considering the date of their oldest comic.

[Click to view comic: 'Robot Carnival of Sodomy']

Or it's entirely possible that I'm an ignorant fuckwad who simply missed every time this person posted a message... Who knows, really?

Well, it is Clark.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

itsclark did post in here once, I think. Maybe that was the strip he posted. I'm going with the "timid lurker" hypothesis.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

A timid lurker with a penchant for man rape.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'infectious']
Random comic that cracked me up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh my god!!! *laughs!!!*

Here's a random comic I found amusing:

[Click to view comic: 'Easters not all chocolate.. chocolate... chocolate...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hmmm... Is it possible for a man-rapist to be timid?
(I'll never tell.)

I picked up on some of the in-jokes by paging through the random comics. When I saw certain characters appearing in strips by different authors, I figured they were just memes floating through the collective imagination; free for me to shamelessly bastardize. Sorry if I was presumptious.

I've only gotten around to visiting the forums once or twice, but you might see me around. You people seem OK, I guess. So when are you going to make me No. 1?

Uh, I'm being presumptious again aren't I?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Would you settle for being called a pile of No. 2? ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woah! It's Clark!

(I wanted to do this as Captain Obvious, but the thread with all the one note characters and passwords has vanished..... and I can't logout, so I can't make a new Captain Obvious.)

Here's one of the funniest random ones I've seen in awhile

[Click to view comic: 'Jackass marine']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

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I picked up on some of the in-jokes by paging through the random comics. When I saw certain characters appearing in strips by different authors, I figured they were just memes floating through the collective imagination; free for me to shamelessly bastardize. Sorry if I was presumptious.
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Not at all. As the proud coiner of the phrase, "raaaar, Tobor will cornhole you," I am right honored and glad to see it employed anywhere and everywhere. I am hoping it will show up one day in a Family Circus strip or maybe a tampon commercial.

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What others say about boorite!

Nailed me with that one.

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR's commercial: take 2']
This is comic #30000! Didn't someone already start a TOBOR commercials thread?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OK, I didn't find this one at random, but I like it...

[Click to view comic: 'So This is the Apocalypse']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

As I recall, CaptainObvious has the password "wellduh", but I may be wrong. My PunPolice seems to have vanished without a trace, unfortunately, as has the NonSequiturDonkey. Nobody posts as Tobor anymore, either, and his password is piss-easy to remember. :)

I suppose they will all have to be subtly renamed when we make new ones... IF we make new ones... :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I wrote down all the names and passwords and none of them seem to work anymore.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

According to the database, there's no user named "CaptainObvious" or "Captain_Obvious", so you could make the account.

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www.bradsucks.net

TOBOR IS BACK AND HE'S MAD AS HELL. LUCKILY HIS PASSWORD IS STILL 'DESENSITIZED'.

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR'S RIDDLE']

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RAAARRR!!!

I nearly died laughing over this one...

[Click to view comic: 'Three little words']

My password is still 'wellduh'. You can use this password to log in as me. Then you can point out obvious things.

[Click to view comic: 'A Comic By Captain Obvious']

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This is my signature.

I just found this one today

[Click to view comic: 'Stan']

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

That's an easy mistake to make.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

This one popped up to be voted for on the front page, and I really liked it...

[Click to view comic: 'Brad clones himself (1)']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.